Parsing Out the Language of the 21st Century
“…let us go down and confuse their language there, so that they will not understand one another's speech.”
I Believe… [Superior Chips]
...that El Ranchero Chips are the single tortilla chip in the known universe.
Manufactured Hysteria
Exaggerate a hyperbolic ‘fact of the matter’ loudly enough and it is inevitable that people will believe it.
I Believe… [Artivism?]
...that the term ‘artivism’ refers to an opportunity for mediocre artists to be embraced for their ideological stance rather than the quality of their work while be applauded for both.
A Sense of Purpose and Optimism is a Requirement for Getting Through It All
It takes 33 pounds of pressure and five minutes to strangle the life out of a grown human.
I Believe... [Public Restrooms Are a Universal Good]
...that few things feel better in an existential sense than work that involves both your brain and your body, with people who respect you and have high expectations, and the presence of readily available public restrooms.
Revisited: Turning Into Margaret Dumont
We were the Grouchos! We’re not the Margaret Dumonts — and we’re turning into the Margaret Dumonts on a lot of levels.
I Believe... [Minding the Curves]
...that life comes in circles and the best of us learn to really turn into the curves without spinning out.
I Believe... [Fun-Employed]
...that the feeling of leaving a job you found perfunctory on good days, incredibly dull on others, and completely odious 30% of the time is one of both liberation and lightness.