Literate ApeCast Ep. 159 — Whx Xsn’t Dxvxd Wrxtxng Mxre?
David has hit what we call a “writer’s Block” and the two Apes do nothing whatsoever to help him. That and some deviations into the similarities of the Extreme Left and Right, whether Dan Brown is a worse writer than the broad who wrote “Fifty Shades of Gray,” and the stupidity of replacing vowels with the letter ‘x’.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 158 — A Host of Unsavory Topics Followed the Philosophy of Evil
Would David rather have his son blow a load in face or sneeze in it? Can David tell an appropriately funny Parkinson’s Disease joke? What exactly is the Sack Pack? What is truly the root of evil if there is even such a thing?
Literate ApeCast Ep. 157 — Han Solo, Professor X, or Samwise Gamgee? (with Guest Rory Zacher)
A stoned Rory Zacher joins a slightly drunk Don and a stressed out David to discuss Trump’s refusal to concede, fictional characters they aspire to be like, and David’s horrible taste in music (surprising considering he’s the only one of the three to be an actual DJ).
Literate ApeCast Ep. 156 — Where Were You When We Got Rid of Trump?
Both happy liberals, Don and David muse where they were when they heard Biden had been anointed, a brief interlude as Harry imitates a losing Trump, and our assessment of why the Left needs to do some serious self reflection in preparation for 2022.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 155 — Should We Be More Enraged and Scared Than Don? (With Guest Peter Kremidas)
Literate Ape contributor Peter Kremidas joins the Apes to discuss why Don should be more enraged and scared in the wake of the 2020 shitshow and the potential for a second Trump term. It’s a good one!
Literate ApeCast Ep. 154 — What Happens If Trump Wins This Fucking Thing?
Don poses the question. David deflects. Don poses it again. David wants to talk about Rachel Maddow. Don keeps asking. The answers are as muddy and scattered as the 2020 debates.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 153 — On Harry’s Nightmares, the Pronunciation of Macklemore, and Is Don Henley the Ira Glass of Rock?
In this (mostly) musical episode, David drops that he hates “Hotel California” and Don challenges it, producer Dana swoops in to interpret the Himmel dreams, and David comes back with his analysis of Don Henley as the Ira Glass of Rock.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 152 — Twenty-Four Freaking Things (Greatest Hits Edition)
David is previously engaged so get all quarantined and settle in to twenty-four things to do while you wait for Trump to stop having supper spreader events across the nation.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 151 — How Donald Trump is a Cyst on Our National Balls and Are We Currently in a Civil War?
D&D start off congenial enough — a moment with David’s kid, some brief discussion of the presidential debate. Then the pleasantries are discarded as they battle it out on the question: Are We Currently in a Civil War in America? It gets ugly.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 150 — Optimism Sounds Like a Retinal Disease
In a world so completely falling apart, how does one maintain even a semblance of optimism? DH (squared) get into the weeds on this one and still manage to demonstrate an almost pathological ignorance of names and geography.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 149 — On Wedding Anniversaries and Why A Common Language is the Key to a Quality Tattoo
After a week off to celebrate their respective anniversaries, the gentlemen chimps wax on about Don’s eleventh tattoo experience and David keeps drinking and talking. And drinking. And talking.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 148 — What Was That Actor’s Name Again, the One Who Died?
The topics today revolve around Don’s curiosity at what David actually does as a “Creative Director” and the fact that neither of them are finding voice for their personal writing in the midst of work hours, family, and the crushing hate from all sides of the political spectrum. Also, David really wants you to watch that movie with the actor who died recently with the name that confuses him.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 147 — How to Reverse the Pro-Police Indoctrination of David’s Toddler Son
Let’s have two white guys debate whether the #BLM protests are peaceful or violent, if the police are defacto brutal and racist or if the police system is more open to those things than it should be, and how David should dissuade his son from idolizing cops.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 146 — The DNC as Televised Wrestling and Jim Crow Fan Fiction
We see things through the lens we choose. Poop is a Flower. Moldy jam is white supremacy. The DNC was WWE. A deck of cards is a tiny pistol. “Lovecraft Country” is Jim Crow Fan Fiction.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 145 — How Can One Truly Appreciate Looting Without Social Media?
Its an early morning recording and the Apes wander through the Catch-22 of abandoning social media and David’s non-plussed take on Chicago’s BLM Reparations via Macys night. Also, Himmel is finally sucked right into “Umbrella Academy” and they wax enthusiastic about it.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 144 — The Apes Have a Class War!
Starting with the question “Is bigger better, is more the goal?” the Apes get into some deep dive into their own financial situations both in growing up and currently. The idea that everyone’s version of “broke” and “well off” are subjective is batted around like a badminton birdie in a Country Club.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 143 — The Whole Rigamoro, the Indestructible Nature of an Idiot, and the Nostalgia Porn of Perry Mason
A bit of pandemic nonsense both in the casino and the world. David had to get some healthcare because of a dent in his head and his visit included an angry immigrant and a wonderful nautical gay man. And apparentally neither have a clue about reproductive science.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 142 — A Jew Walks Into a Bar and Psychoanalyzes an Irish Adjacent Blowhard
As a follow-up to episode 138 when Don quizzed David, this episode is David’s attempt to “dig into Don’s soul” and do his level best to put him on the therapy couch. With talk about his past, his anger issues and where they might come from, and where his almost PollyAnna optimism comes from, this is a dive into why the ApeCast’s biggest asshole embraces that moniker
Literate ApeCast Ep. 141 — According to the National Museum of African American History & Culture, How Stereotypically White Are the Apes?
National Museum of African American History & Culture put out a graphic this week defining Aspects & Assumptions of Whiteness & White Culture in the United States. The Gentlemen Apes go through each criteria to see who is the most stereotypically white and wonder if being self reliant, objective, hark working, being punctual, and optimistic are elements of white supremacy, what is the museum saying about everyone else?
Note: The graphic has since been removed from the Museum’s site and physical location with an apology for posting but not for somehow thinking it wasn’t completely ludicrous.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 140 — The Razor’s Edge of Cancel Culture and the Mediocrity of “Hamilton”
153 public intellectuals signed The Letter. It caused quite the Twitter-chaos as so many things do. D & D talk about its subject — cancel culture — as well as their less than enthusiastic response to Lin-Manuel Miranda’s “Hamilton.”