David is flirting with nihilism after the latest mass shooting. Don is more optimistic. The chimps dive in and discuss solutions to American gun violence. Also, Harry joins the ApeCast and Don records from inside of an old paint can!

Happy Fourth of July!

The Chimps on Microphones discuss the possibility of a Civil War as the SCOTUS rips rights away from us, the question of a better slogan than “My Body, My Choice” is asked and answered plus a very strange Rorschach of the News.

David’s back from France and all brought home was diarrhea! A brief recap of his trip, a discussion of being a spouse to a partner who sees little else but flaws, and Dons impending exit from Sin City.

I Like to Watch Podcast co-host Donnie Smith joins Don this week because David has diarhea in Munich. Instead of movies, Donnie and Don talk about the Big Lie, the hypocrisy of Hollywood, and the rage Smith has at anyone who bought into cryptocurrency.

David is in Cannes for the next two weeks so Don snagged some time with Joe and they jawed on about sci-fi TV, the January 6th Commission, and being old, white guys in America.

Joining the Apes is the Vegas equivalent of a machismo comic book nerd and Literate Ape contributor, our very own Dr. K. The three monkeys talk about vasectomies (which David is considering after child number two) and the increasing vapidness of the MCU. Plus Rorschach of the News and six things recommended that you consume this week.

David just crossed over into 43 years and started pre-gaming before the recording. He’s a little blitzed but manages to give us a few lessons learned on his birthday.

David is hitting his full-on midlife crisis. Don’s recently divorced. Guess who has his shit together this week?

Don takes a roadtrip home to Kansas to give him some distance from recent events; David panics as Harry starts mentioning the race of his classmates. Plus a Rorschach of the News and Six Things to Do this week.

Storytime with Don gives you all a wellness check on the recently divorced moron and then the two apes—appropriately as two men—weigh in on the SCOTUS decision to eliminate Roe v. Wade as the law of the land.

Out of the gate Don reveals his Big Personal Shit—he and his wife are no longer he and his wife. A Vegas wedding and seven and a half years later, a Vegas divorce. No juicy details despite David really wanting them.

David is recently fascinated by the often inaccurate stereotypes of Baby Boomer to Zoomer so the chimps break it down.

What else are we gonna talk about this week? The Slap. Also, Dr. Roxanne Gay’s NYT defense of having thin skin.

Don crawled, blind and barely cogent, out of his Vegas spider-hole and went to a college in Utah to teach. Turns out the college kids are not as fragile as the media paints them. David did not watch the State of the Union but has thoughts anyway. And both have decided they still like Sam Elliot but cannot have dinner with him now.