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I Believe… [Can I Just Eat My Omelette?]

By Don Hall

…that if you tend to gloss over the factual headlines and jump on the clickbait-y ones, you have no business lecturing anyone about fake news.

…that we can all struggle for a better, more equitable and fair society without turning on one another and shredding the soul of unity.

…that once you’ve hit a point of notoriety in town when people who know who you are but have never met you already have a negative opinion of you see you in a local restaurant and feel strongly enough about it to make a scene, perhaps its time to run for office.

…that we almost always get what we expect to get. Expect to be insulted? Check. Expect to be rewarded? Check. Hanging expectations is one of the keys on the chain to your back pocket biker rig to fulfillment.

…that the desire to discard Faceborg from your life is like wanting a divorce but knowing your spouse will sell everything you’ve ever accumulated to either strangers or burn your cool rock T-shirts in a garbage can when you leave.


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