By Joe Janes

I BELIEVE DON HALL…

…is depressing when he reads the news.

…wants to see your reaction when he says Trump isn’t THAT bad.

…blah-blah-blah, Jesus, just go do something with your life, okay?

Joe Janes Saves Chris Churchill

Colors.

Deep breaths.

Chafing. Look. The outside.

Sigh.

Post-It Notes from David to David

• I use bullet points, so, not like Don.

• I voted for Trump, so I avoid writing about the news.

• There is nothing written on the notes above, but it hides my porn if my wife walks by.
  

Original Erotic Fiction

Hair was pulled. Skirts were short worn with heels like giraffe legs. Hands were tied. We boned. One of us was a vampire. Maybe both of us. There was blood everywhere because, even though I am a vampire, I am a klutz.