By Elizabeth Harper

1. Santa as Top

He's a big man in a red suit,
black leather belt, brass buckle.
He's been around.
He knows what he's doing
He's an experienced top.
I feel safe sitting in his lap.
I know I've been a naughty, naughty girl,
and he's going to redden my bottom with his long whip.
It'll be redder than Rudolph's nose.
It will shine red and light Santa's way
through the darkness.
Santa makes me get on my knees
and suck his cock like a good girl.
I want to be a good girl for big daddy Santa.
He bends me over a chair, fingers my hole,
strokes his pole north and south,
jams it into my tight, dirty little chimney,
makes it smoking hot.
If I'm good, he'll stuff my stockings
as they're hanging from the mantelpiece.

2. Santa as Bottom

Santa disappoints and he must be punished.
He knows he's expected to be perfect.
He knows his purpose is to please
the good little boys and girls,
or he will risk incurring their wrath.
They'll leave him bourbon and cookies,
but he better come through with the goods.
If they don't see impressive presents under the tree,
the ones too big to wrap
like bikes and electronics and dollhouses,
and the ones tightly wrapped in shiny paper with bows,
he will be humiliated and punished
and forced to prance on all fours around the living room
like one of his reindeer.
Then they'll hang him naked in the window
or nail him to a cross like Jesus
and make him a lawn ornament
who has to talk to snowmen
while being molested
by Christmas carolers.

3. Santa as Swishy Switch

First Santa likes to be the top,
holding my legs as if
he's pushing a wheelbarrow,
making me crawl on my forearms.
When he gets me where he wants me,
he cuffs my wrists and ankles,
binds each ankle to each wrist
so I can't move
and my butt is in the air.
After he whips and fucks me awhile,
we switch. I put him over my lap
and spank his bottom hard and berate him
and tell him this is what he gets
for being such a bad Santa.
He promises that he will be good.
He dresses in a red-sequined flapper dress
with full makeup and curly red wig
and does a little dance for me and the reindeer.
Then I jam a Christmas tree shaped dildo up his ass
and put my head under his dress while I suck him off.

Merry XXXMas!