I Don't Wanna Be Right
If loving you is wrong…
then I must smash the false dichotomies of all restrictive moral paradigms
If loving you is wrong…
I must be the wrongiest wrongster of Wrongsterland who ever wronged in the history of all wrongness ever
If loving you is wrong…
I embrace my wrongness and wear it proudly in solidarity with all women who have ever been told they’re wrong
If loving you is wrong…
there are no good choices left
If loving you is wrong…
I’m going to drown my sorrows in dark rum and bad television
If loving you is wrong…
I’ll be a bad girl for the rest of my life
If loving you is wrong…
I’m dirty in a way no shower can ever wash off
If loving you is wrong…
I want to know who made the rules so I can personally escort them to a guillotine
If loving you is wrong…
I don’t understand how love can be wrong
If loving you is wrong…
spank me with your love weapon
If loving you is wrong…
I’m appointing myself the new sheriff in town and changing all the laws to suit myself