By David Himmel

• Watching The Crown, I saw the pretext that read: “The following episode includes scenes of an eating disorder which some viewers may find troubling. Viewer discretion is advised. Information and resources for those struggling with eating disorders are available at www.wannatalkaboutit.com” I thought, Oh, yay! Diana is back in this episode!

 • Wrapping paper that comes with rolled cardboard instead of a solid cardboard tube is offensive to anyone who wants to have sword/lightsaber fights. Is this part of the War on Christmas?

 • Remember to write. Then do it. That’s the difference between the successful and the self-loathing.

 • The problem with sleep is that it slows you down.

 • Minnie Mouse is a walking stereotype that ought to be drowned in White•Out.

 • The most popular gift this holiday season is hopes and prayers.