By Don Hall

…that Andy Borowitz is as funny as getting cancer on your cock.

…that all it takes to shake off the calcified crust of living in a world of horrors is a day at Disneyland and a belief that despite our flaws there can and should be joy.

…that Elizabeth Warren pissed off is the best kind of dressing down anyone needs. She’s like Pelosi but looks like Grandma with cookies. I’ll be voting for her.

…that if you find yourself bagging on your partner the second you go out for a smoke with a few buddies, you chose poorly or you’re a turd of a significant other.

…that there is a difference between accepting the status quo and resigning yourself to it and accepting the status quo for now while working for something better. The difference between them is the one that makes...a difference.