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I Believe… [Booooooooobs….]

…that there is a disconnect between the culture of #MeToo and the culture of bikini model influencers and I’d elucidate but my brain is addled by all the booooooooobs...

…that when you think about it, the SuperBowl is now a fifty-four year old man who you get drunk with once a year and always kind of feel let down after.

…that a job, like the Del close description of a character played in an improv scene, is a hat worn lightly. If your means of commerce defines who you are you are missing something essential in life.

…that how you handle the judgment of others will dictate your overall mental health and well being. Worry a lot about the opinions of others and your life will be miserable; care about the opinions of a few trusted sources and you’ll be...less miserable.

…that if you find yourself either so enraged or so anxious you can barely breathe, a healthy dose of perspective might even things out a bit. If your life feels like you’re being assaulted constantly, it ain’t life, it’s you.