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I Believe… [Brandon Stark in 2020]

By Don Hall

…that if you refuse to return to work because of fear of contracting coronavirus you should not be paid unemployment benefits. Also, why would you want to work for someone who requires that you make that decision?

…that LostIT, and Game of Thrones are all examples of amazing feats of popular entertainment that ended badly, which taints all the fun had before the finale. Stick the landing or be forever remembered as a waste of time.

…that when a black Irish step dancer is accused of cultural appropriation, the entire concept of cultural appropriation is exposed for how fucking silly it is.

…that I don’t need the presidential nominee to be exciting. I’ve had nearly four years of exciting and I’d like a nice, competent president that I only know about when he (or she) passes some quality legislation that helps the country. Maybe someone like Brandon Stark.

…that calling the praise of Adele’s weight loss “fat phobic” is simply revealing yourself to be the slow kid angry someone beat you in a foot race. Also, you’re probably fat.