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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Have A Productive Day!

Chewie and Freya are pulling their weight in the meeting.

By Joe Janes

Joe’s Living Room

May 20, 2020         10:00am 

Attendance: Joe, Bongo, Freya, Jaxie, and Chewie

Joe – Okay. Let’s discuss today’s agenda. We have the day off. We have most days off, now. Let’s make it a productive day! Here’s what I put together. Everyone take a look and let me know what you think.

10:00am – 10:30am – Meeting with cats to discuss day’s agenda

10:30am – 11:00am – Lie in bed and do stuff on phone (Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Words with Friends, etc.)

11;00am – 11:15am -  Make lunch. Possibilities include popcorn. 

11:15am – 12:00pm -  Eat popcorn lunch and watch food shows on Netflix and compartmentalize the irony. 

12:00pm – 1:00pm - Write! Or continue watching Netflix.

1:00pm – 1:02pm – Workout by skipping rope

1:02pm – 1:30pm – Sweep floors and clean cat boxes (Thanks for the suggestion, Freya!)

1:30pm – 2:00pm – Go for walk and play human Frogger avoiding people without masks

2:00pm – 2:30pm – Go to CVS and restock snacks 

2:30pm – 3:00pm – Eat snacks

3:00pm – 4:00pm – Sort through CVS receipts

4:00pm – 4:30pm – Cup of tea or coffee. Probably coffee. Take second nap

4:30pm – 5:00pm – Rub Freya’s belly (Thanks, again, for the suggestion, Freya!)

5:00pm – 5:15pm – Make dinner. Possibilities include popcorn.

5:15pm – 6:00pm – Eat popcorn dinner. Watch Shameless, Succession, Justified, or The Americans.

6:00pm – 9:00pm – Consider watching a live streaming event of people improvising, but continue watching online TV shows. Alcohol optional. I mean, optimal.

9:00pm – 9:10pm – Prepare for bed. Take medicine. Brush teeth. Take off shoes. Crawl into  bed. Try to figure out last time showered, shaved, or changed clothes.

9:10pm – 10:00pm - Lie in bed and do stuff on phone (Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Words with Friends, etc.)

10:00pm – 2:00am – Sleep while cuddling with Freya (Freya gets all the treats for participation today!)

2:00am – 2:02am - Sit up in bed wide awake

2:00am – 4:00am - Lie in bed and do stuff on phone (Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Words with Friends, etc.)

Any comments? Objections or new suggestions? Okay. That only took a few minutes. We’re already ahead of schedule. Good job!

 Bongo and Jaxie hate meetings and do not hide their disdain.