…that most of social justice theories are just re-packaged Marxism that replaces class with race. This is only a bad thing if either Marxist theory or black people terrify you. (For the record, I’m fully in favor of black people. Marxism, not so much...)

…that the United States has officially become the Florida of the world. Blindingly stupid, naked, snorting bath salts and screaming at each other about getting that ‘gator off my property.

…that the removal of statues is not a moral issue. It is a historically cosmetic issue.

…that when a movement is no longer open to dissent, the movement is dead. It is no longer a living, breathing dialogue. It’s a cult. Unless the cult promises sex or cash, I’m generally uninterested.

…that face masks are the new seatbelts. We will be wearing them from now on and eventually only the perpetually stupid will refuse. Get used to it, dildos.

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…that the Woke denying that cancel culture exists is no different than White Supremists denying redlining exists.