Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 26, 2020
• It’s time to cancel white men who wear Birkenstocks.
• No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service.
• The only thing dumber than having your email address in the signature of your email is having an image of your actual signature in your email. You did not sign that electronic mail message. You’re not fooling anyone.
• I wonder how often my ex-girlfriends think about my wife.
• The best way to get over the fear and anxiety of a medical procedure is to imagine yourself as going through the Weapon X program. When it’s all over, you’ll be a finely tuned killing machine and a beloved member of the X-Men.
• I recently learned there is great joy found in eating tuna salad followed by a double scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream in a cone in bed.
