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I Believe… [If You’re Gonna Loot… Er… Secure Reparations…]

By Don Hall

…that apologizing for what you do is far better than apologizing for who you are.

…that Joe Biden nailed it when he suggested that this upcoming election is one that will determine what we collectively stand for and for the soul of the nation. Also, rad choice in VP partner.

…that pretzel rods are superior to pretzel twists.

…that I learned to truly appreciate hot coffee in polar vortex Chicago. I am now learning to enthusiastically appreciate ice cold beer in 115 degree Vegas. And is this headache COVID or am I just hanging out on the surface of the sun too long?

…that, had I been in Chicago during the Reparation Looting, I’d have looted the shit out of Garrett’s Popcorn and Whole Foods. I mean, a Nike High-Top ain’t feeding my kids, right?