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I Believe… [The Difference Between a Classy or Trashy Neck Tattoo]

By Don Hall

…that the nation’s police have both sides in a quandary. The Right love police but hate unions. The Left hate police but love unions. No wonder reform is pushing a boulder up a hill.

…that we will either cling desperately to the comforts of the recent past or forge new creative ways to navigate the near future. The former will die like Herman Cain.

…that instead of banning neck and face tattoos from their casino and hotel, The D Las Vegas should instead ban trashy neck and face tattoos. You know, encourage Suicide Girls to come gamble but discourage White Power Cletus from swinging by.

…that casino management before COVID was fun. During COVID, it’s become like being a fucking grade school teacher constantly scolding selfish morons for not properly wearing masks. Like Joe Pesci cracking skulls for lack of social distancing...

…that while most of the needed reforms in policing, housing, and education won’t be enacted, at least #BLM can boast that AP has decided to capitalize the “B” in “Black.” That, the removal of statues, and the Wall of Moms becoming an all-white non-profit seem to be some real change to crow about.