Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 3, 2021
• Hey, Rep. Mary Miller (R-IL), quote Whitney Houston if you need a quote about kids from a crazy person, not Hitler.
• This week should be America’s Come to Jesus Talk, but Jesus gave up on this country a while ago.
• Storming the Capitol Building was the only time those mouth breathers ever got past a velvet rope.
• Even Hitler had enough sense to stage his violent coup under the guise of night. That’s the one lesson Trump didn’t rip off from the Führer.
• Trumpism has been since the very, very beginning, about stuffing the powder keg with more powder. Of course the goddamn thing blew. That was the plan.
• When your son tells you he won’t love you if you shave your beard, believe him.