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I Believe... [Channeling The West Wing]

...that Karl Urban is the Anthony Hopkins of Gerard Butlers.

...that, if you genuinely fear that social media is a danger to democracy, delete your profiles. If you genuinely believe that combustion engines are contributing to climate disaster, sell your car and walk. If you genuinely believe that the statement that ‘gender is fact’ is dangerous, cancel your subscription to Netflix. Anything less is just noise.

...that protesters who invade personal rather public space have lost their ability to cry assault when the person they follow into the bathroom or restaurant punches them in the jaw or has their security taze them.

...that as much as I resent Bezos building a spaceship while paying sub-par wages and avioding taxes, taking Shatner to space was fucking cool.

...that WH Press Secretary Jen Psaki is West Wing good.