I Love You and I Want You to Suck My Dick
I hate all your ugly, stupid, too fat, too thin, too short, too tall,
too rich, too poor, too humorless, too pathetic, too unintellectual,
too pedestrian, too suburban, too mainstream, too short-sighted,
too ignorant, too conniving, too dishonest, too two-faced,
TOO UGLY girlfriends.
Why don't you love me? Don't I do enough for you?
Don't I give you unconditional love and acceptance?
Even though I know you're a liar and a player and
a no-good alcoholic who will never amount to anything?
Get on your knees and suck my dick!
Your tongue should be worshipping my cunt and my dick too.
I'll strap one on just for you!
I love you and I want you to suck my dick!
Those other girls don't have the balls
to make you get on your knees and do as you should.
I love you and I want you to suck my dick!
I know you're pretty, a pretty little sub-boy
trying to top from below. Well it's a no-go
'round here, dear. I'll buy you another beer.
But you gotta get your tongue round my pole,
suck it 'til you can't suck no more, pope.
I'll kiss your ring, but I want you to suck my dick.
Yeah, I'm a psychopath. Yeah, I've got more balls
than you'll ever know. I'm smarter, so sharper,
my mind is putting binder clips on your tits.
Get on your knees, get comfortable, and blow.
Love, love, love you.
Suck my dick.