By David Himmel

• Peeing in the shower is one thing. Peeing in the bath is monstrous.

• The internet is a joke. A really important joke.

• I understand the economics of why, but the fact that FedEx doesn’t sell postage stamps is criminal.

• If someone tells you you’re being a jerk and your initial response is to state that they’re a bigger jerk, you are being a total fucking jerk. 

• This week has been an exercise in “Which doomsday news story should I read first?”

• I know there are Afghans who worked with the U.S. military during the twenty years with families desperate to get out of the country and find peace in America. They’re afraid for their lives and the lives of their children. I can imagine who terrible this must be for them because my allergies have been trying to kill me the past two days.