I Believe... [Bag of Weasels]
...that if facts crush the narrative, then the narrative deserves to be crushed. Crushed like a PBR can on the forehead of a woman truck driver from Alabama.
...that no one really hates to break it to you.
...that the CDC might get a bit more traction on their assessment of COVID’s attack upon obese people if they posted that the virus is unusually attracted to curvy women and husky men.
...that every relationship comes with its bag of weasels.
...that the jealousy I feel that I have not been stricken with PTSD can be framed as its own form of trauma. Gotta hang in there with the cool kids and their anti-anxiety meds.