...that a GoFundMe for someone with pancreatic cancer seems somehow like just tossing cash away.

...that sex or sexuality or pigmentation or disability are not qualifications in themselves for anything in life amongst the species. If one fully embraces a label and the consequential dogma behind this fracturing of society, the sole identity claimed is that of Universal Dipshit.

...that, while MLK was an inspiration to many people for many reasons, the best way a white person can honor his legacy is by decidedly not quoting him today.

...that being overly health-conscious is like flapping your arms really hard to slow the inevitable descent. It doesn't stop the decline but it sure makes you feel like you're doing something productive in the meantime.

...that an opinion without some factual backup is like a cake without sugar. It's heavy, flat and tastes like a mouthful of shit.