I Believe... [Omicron is COVID on Tinder]

...that a major source of cognitive dissonance comes from clinging to the belief that we still live in a traditional society of domination (with easily identifiable oppressors) rather than one of networked hegemony, where power comes at us from all directions and we are all implicated.

...that GoFundMe campaigns designed to offset BitCoin losses is the ultimate mindfuckery.

...that restricting drive-thru voting by people with no IDs is hardly Jim Crow 2.0 unless they’re replacing the drive-thru lane with a poll tax, lines of KKK members, or a literacy test.

...that Omicron is the Tinder version of COVID—it’ll fuck anybody once, every night, and move on to the next swipe.

...that the cream of the anti-vaxxer crop are those who received the vaccination, got boosted, but really resent it.