By David Himmel

• A poop before breakfast does not get enough celebratory attention.

• When one child goes on a three-day skiing vacation with the grandparents, it de-ages me by twelve years. I feel almost single again.

• Completely ironed and folded laundry is a grand accomplishment and an unshakable, if temporary, joy.

• Wisdom is not always due to age. At times, it is merely a life hack.

• All tacos under two dollars are worth a million bucks.

• A good morning makes a great case for a good afternoon.