By David Himmel

• One day, Paul McCartney will be dead and that’s a fact I can’t wrap my head around.

• Elliot Page being a trans man finally makes Juno a funny movie. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Junior but more absurd.

• The Walt Disney Corporation is so good at what it does that it has managed to get anti-capitalists rooting in its corner against Florida’s numb nuts governor.

•  Not every whore has a heart of gold just like not every Republican is a bigoted insurrectionist. However, by identifying as either, they both tow the party line.

• If you don’t feel you belong, you leave.

• No, Jewish rye bread does not count as “soft matzo.”