by Joe Janes

BRETT KAVANAUGH IS JUST TRYING TO ENJOY A BEER AT HOME WITH HIS UNABORTED CHILDREN! STOP INTERRUPTING HIM WITH LOUD NOISES. ADD MURDERING “FAMILY TIME” TO THE LONG LIST OF THINGS THE EXTREME LEFT LOVES TO KILL – RIGHT NEXT TO UNBORN BABIES AND GUNS.

AMY CONEY BARRETT USED HER FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO EXPRESS HER OPINION ABOUT AMERICA’S NEED TO FORCE WOMEN TO REPLENISH OUR DOMESTIC SUPPLY OF INFANTS. SHE WAS SIMPLY REMINDING PEOPLE OF THEIR PATRIOTIC AND CHRISTIAN DUTY TO KEEP OUR BABY SUPPLY CHAINS OPEN WHILE BRUTS WRITE CRITICAL THINGS IN CHALK ON HER SIDEWALK. HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR THE ROBE, PEOPLE!

ALL JUSTICE ALITO WANTS TO DO IS BE ABLE TO WALK PEACEABLY FROM HIS CAR TO HIS HOME WITHOUT PEOPLE SHOUTING “MURDERER” AT HIM. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? HE FEELS SO THREATENED HE NEEDS TO HAVE AN ESCORT.

JOHN ROBERTS’ HOUSE WAS SURROUNDED BY SO MANY TERRORISTS THAT HE HAD TO TRAVEL ACROSS STATE LINES TO REST HIS BODY AT A HOTEL.

BLACK JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS JUST WANTS TO SPEND SOME QUALITY ALONE TIME WITH HIS PATRIOTIC WHITE WIFE WHOM HE WASN’T  LEGALLY ALLOWED TO MARRY UNTIL 1967. THAT’S RIGHT, I JUST WROTE “WHOM” IN ALL CAPS. TWICE!          

NEIL GORSUCH JUST WANTS PEOPLE TO STOP TELLING HIM WHAT HE SHOULD DO WITH HIS POSITION ON THE COURT. THE LAST TIME HE CHECKED, IT WAS HIM AND HIM ALONE SITTING IN THAT CHAIR AND WEARING THAT ROBE. NO ONE HAS A RIGHT TO TELL HIM WHAT TO DECIDE!

PEOPLE UNABLE TO PROTEST OUTSIDE THE HOMES OF THE JUSTICES ARE TAKING TO THE STREETS. MAYBE WE SHOULD JOIN THEM AND SEE HOW THEY FEEL WHEN SOMEONE SHOUTS IN THEIR FACE ABOUT ABORTION RIGHTS.

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