By David Himmel

• Say what you will about Donald Trump, the man is not a war criminal like that adorable imp, George W. Bush.

 • Customer service workers who are clearly not American or live with English as their first language make me laugh. “Look, man, I know your name isn’t really Trevor. C’mon, Naveen, let’s be honest with each other.”

• Babysitting someone else’s kid is way more fun than babysitting your own.

• Whether you’re rooting for Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you’re rooting for the wrong team.

• You can never have too much money or too many friends. Be responsible and appreciative with both.

• You probably don’t need as much money as you think. You definitely need all those friends.