Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of May 1, 2022
• I might be the only person alive who removes his Keurig cup out of the machine to throw it away as soon as it’s done brewing. And, yeah, I’m gonna say it… that makes me a better person than all of you.
• It was Teacher Appreciation Week this week. I hope you visited the grave of your meanest teacher to let their rotting bones know you appreciate them teaching you to reject authority.
• Some mothers just want a decent vibrator for Mother’s Day.
• Despite what Look Who’s Talking taught us, fetuses do not have consciousness.
• Tragedy breeds opportunity.
• While the two things are mutually exclusive, I can’t help find humor in my pregnant wife debating anti-abortionists on Facebook.
