By David Himmel

• It’s an unfortunate thrill to be living through the results of humanity’s failure.

• I’m sorry to bring up old shit but… Hillary Clinton is the only person who could have lost to Trump in 2016. And Joe Biden could only have won the presidency after four years of Trump. And that’s why we’re fucked.

• Hearing the full Friends theme song is always jarring. It feels wholly unnatural. Evil, perhaps.

• Movies and TV shows aren’t real. But Disney’s Obi-Wan Kenobe REALLY sucks.

• At this age, a knot in one’s shoulder that arrived after a quality night’s sleep is as debilitating as losing your arms in a car accident.

• We can’t fix the uniquely American mass shooting problem because we’re either too selfish or too stupid. Pick one.