...that the verdict in the Depp-Heard trial is the latest version of the gold dress/blue dress illusion. How you view it is wholly subjective and matters to no one but yourself.

...that “Meta” is to “Facebook” what “Willis Tower” is to “Sears Tower.”

...that when over half of American gun deaths are suicides we have to start acknowledging it ain’t the guns, it’s us. A lack of progress steals away hope. No hope is a death sentence.

...that when a “Bull Durham” romantic marries a “Fifty Shades of Gray” romantic, the union will disintegrate. Flowers and ball gags rarely mix well.

...that school shooting drills are exactly the same as ‘duck and cover’ procedures and the air masks on airplanes—placebos to make us feel safe in a world designed by nature to kill us all.