by Joe Janes

I declare that on this date and at this time I am switiching from being a Democrat to being a Republican. Why? Wake up, Snowflake! I want to be on the winning team. Republicans sure-handedly won the House of Representaries. Kevin McCarthy sky-rocketed to Speaker of the House in a unanimous vote. Stick with dem Dems if you must, you may also root for the Cleveland Browns and all the other sports teams that lose a lot that I am unable to name because I do not follow the sports.

The GOP, which somehow also means Republican, has quickly and decisveily taken action to turn this Titanic of a country around to avoid the liberal icebergs Captain Brandon is heading for. Since securing the power in half of congress, they have removed all the metal detectors in the capital. I feel safer knowing that Loren Boebert is packing heat and will defend the constitution and our founding fathers by shooting at things and people. They have quite smartly now overturned regulations to allow people to smoke in their God-given offices. Thank my one true Christian God! The last thing I want s for a jittery nicotine-deprived politician deciding the fate of our country. Now the brilliant leader McCarthy is filling up committees with his best ad brightest – Marjorie Tayler Green on Homeland Security and Oversight, George aSantos on Small Businees and Things, Loren Boebert allowed inside rooms of all sorts, Matt Gaetx doing something.

The republicans told us, ever since Biden was lelected, that the country was going down the tubes – educations sucks, inflations sucs, the ecomony sucks, renewable energy sucks,, abortions sucks, being woken up sucks,  etc! Now that they are in power, they are telling us Hunter Biden sucks, Social Secuirty sucks, Medicare sucks, and I just think that when it comes to things that suck, they know what they are talking about .

I’m not sure how I officially change from Democrat to Republican other than to just say it and to disable spelcheck. I have change parties with my maind.

Trump or Desantis or

Someone Not Democrat Who Hates COVID Stuff

on 2024!!!