By David Himmel

• Kill every absolute. Absolutely.

• Jamaican accents sound to me like someone forcing a fake Jamaican accent. 

• Dear Media, we know. X is formerly Twitter.

• The hardest part about running through a historic district is keeping your pace while stopping to read all the signs and plaques.

• We cannot get rid of the tensions. We can only find ways to reduce how tense we get and then what we do with that tension.

• A pre-dawn snuggle with your kid sneaking into your bed is the best kind of alarm.