...that nothing the wealthiest person on the planet has could give him more joy than my ice maker inspires in my charcoal heart.

...that even though the Jesus Super Bowl ads were thoughtful, creative, and moving, maybe spending the money used to pay for the ads feeding the homeless would have been more Jesus-like.

...that the new marker of whether or not I want to engage with someone is the answer to the question “So, what do you think of JK Rowling?”

...that a job without a challenge is hell on earth. Gimme some mountains to conquer and I’m on fire!

...that the answer to the question “Do we really need to hear an old, white cisgender’s perspective on a community they aren’t a part of?” is “Yes, provided that old, white cisgender isn’t a moron.”