By David Himmel

• Being at a hemophilia conference with tattoos feels like an unintended and unfortunate brag.

• Justice Clarence Thomas is exactly the guy today he was in 1991. An angry, entitled, hateful prick with little regard for rules that impact him.

• It’s always a shame when you wake up next to an unfinished glass of whiskey.

• Say what you will about Florida, drivers have an unusual amount of respect for runners. And yes, it does still smell like a moldy washcloth.

• Bachelor and bachelorette parties are to celebrate our last nights of freedom. Why do we hurry into relationship slavery? Slavery has never been a good thing. We either need to rethink how we view love, rethink how we love each other, or stay single and free and enjoy not having to share a bed.

• I dunno, you guys… I think Marjorie Taylor Greene is a little demented. If only America had better mental health treatment options.