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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of June 25, 2023

By David Himmel

• Things are rarely as incredible or awful as you expect them to be.

• I recently ordered sushi in English off a Hebrew menu while sucking back a German Pilsner. Tell me again why we can’t figure out world peace?

• I was this days old when I realized Palmolive soap is Palm-olive. Not pal-molive.

• It’s time to admit that we all know Simba and Nala fuck just barely off-camera about forty-five minutes into The Lion King. 

• Disrespect is most often a result of opposing moods and miscommunication.

• A child’s love is conditional on how often you let them eat candy.