By David Himmel

• Good food is like bad relationships: it all eventually turns to shit.

• Sometimes, a two-and-a-half-hour road trip into Michigan is all you need.

• Funny how my friends of thirty-plus years keep getting older.

• Let me ask you, what’s better than a roadside taco joint with white queso and a way-too sweet frozen margarita?

• Even in my happiest moments, I still wish I had become a professional hitman.

• Marriage is a willingness to forgo autonomy.