...that if 92-year-old Rupert Murdoch can date there’s hope for me.

...that with the recent purchase of an Apple Watch, I am now officially a Cult of Mac priest. I’m practically a walking Genius Bar.

...that the naming of hurricanes is likely to be apolitical but c’mon, guys.

...that with the coming of extreme weather and, you know, the end of life on the planet as we know it, insurance companies might want to rethink strategy.

...that the same women who were highly offended being objectified in their twenties are dying to be objectified in their fifties.