By David Himmel

• Like I’ve been saying for years… crypto is for idiots and crooks.

• Time is an elusive motherfucker.

• There’s an art to keeping your asshole clean.

• There’s an art to keeping your conscience clean, too.

• Keeping your asshole clean is just as important as keeping your conscience clean.

• Sometimes, the best part of my day is that moment when I realize I fell asleep on the train and didn’t get robbed or miss my stop. Win-win-win.