By David Himmel

• At this point, liberals and Jews who still blindly stand behind Benjamin Netanyahu are as baffling to me as MAGA acolytes.

• Moving into a house you already live in annoyingly chaotic. But it’s better than the caustic chaos you’d been living with.

• Stormy Daniels, like Monica Lewinski and Harriet Tubman is an American hero.

• I don’t recommend divorce. And because of that, I might not recommend marriage.

• When someone asks for time and space from you, give it to them. It’s the only way your relationship will heal.

• Dust bunnies are a greater threat to me this spring than those horny cicadas about to arrive.