...that no matter how much you plan and prepare, if it involves other humans, shit goes slightly sideways every single time.

...that your emergency does not equal my urgency.

...that as soon as you start make multiple exceptions to a basic rule, the exceptions become the rule.

...that the purpose of the comedy mask is to be jeering and cracking up at the tragedy mask.

...that the wild fluxuations in the weather due to the rapidly changing effects of decades of climate change has left meteorologists to palm reading clouds.