...that taking few things seriously in a land of self serious zealotry is a strange place to inhabit. More fun, though…

...that the closer I am to the age when death greets me, the less I care about its arrival.

...that I may need to date just so I can avoid the routine description of a serial killer ‘unsub’ on Criminal Minds—white male, lives alone, changes jobs frequently, antisocial. Eek.

...that the mentioning of a body part in a non-sexual way is not harassment. If the mention of ‘butt cheeks’ is enough to trigger your trauma, maybe you should consider becoming an agoraphobe.

...that no delusion is more dangerous and debilitating than self delusion.