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I Believe… [Puppy Casserole?]

...that there is no law in the country against being an asshole but there are laws against harassment. Assholes should definitely be held accountable for their assholery but the legal line is drawn at open persecution.

...that if less than one percent of the time a bad thing occurs, using the term ’systemic’ to paint the scope of the problem is like determining the Twinkie factory that churns out bad Twinkies one percent of the time has a systemic flaw.

...that if anyone in the country is guilty of eating dogs and cats they all live in the Appalachians.

...that the current roster of the Republican Party seems like wandering into a Walmart at 3:00 a.m. in Joliet.

...that given the disdain and horrible treatment the American elderly receive, one wonders why we try so hard to live longer.