Checklist for the World’s End
◻ Cargo shorts
◻ Maglite
◻ Carl Buddig meats
◻ Water bottles
◻ SodaStream
◻ Photos of your family
◻ Batteries for the Maglite
◻ Sweatshirt
◻ Latest issue of The Paris Review
◻ Photos of your ex
◻ Chapstick
◻ Sunscreen
◻ Annie Hall on DVD
◻ DVD player
◻ Batteries for the DVD player
◻ Photos of your ex with their kids
◻ High quality manual pencil sharpener
◻ The good scotch
◻ Stationary to write an apology letter to North Korea
◻ .22 rifle
◻ Ammunition for the .22 rifle
◻ Your really liberal friend who hates white men
◻ Your really conservative friend who hates Hillary Clinton
◻ Black tea
◻ Black people
◻ Protest sign from the Women’s March in Washington/toilet paper
◻ iPhone charger
◻ iPhone
◻ Detailed list of your logins and passwords
◻ Poop bags
◻ Contact lens solution
◻ Tide To Go pen
◻ Photos of your spouse
◻ 1995 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
◻ Some version of R.E.M.’s It’s the End of the World as We Know It
◻ Life insurance policy
◻ A map of where in space you’d like your essence to be scattered