Why You Were Blocked (Instead of Beaten on the Street with a Baseball Bat)
We are evolved. We can simply press our mouse or trackpad as it hovers over a blue box on the screen and BLOCK people.
At this point, my Facebook and Twitter BLOCK list is as long as my right forearm because it is just easier to BLOCK you than to come find you and hurl epithets that let you know exactly how I feel about you. BLOCKING is facile when compared to an open-palm slap.
...that, if taken through the lens of truck stops and gas stations throughout the Midwest, Reese’s has taken over the world.