Hysteria in the Face of a Hook in My Scrotum
It’s likely that parents reading this have already crossed themselves or knocked on wood in deference to the fact that their children would never be put in these positions. That their children are safe.
It’s likely that parents reading this have already crossed themselves or knocked on wood in deference to the fact that their children would never be put in these positions. That their children are safe.
...that, if taken through the lens of truck stops and gas stations throughout the Midwest, Reese’s has taken over the world.