I Believe... [Trump & West Sell the Same Snake Oil]
...that with the definition of service animals to include emotional support animals (previously known as "pets"), soon there will be a new classification — emotional support animals for emotional support animals. Your nervous chihuahua with the IBS and shivers needs support, too. Get him a pet gerbil for his emotional support and every anxious person in America will begin looking like fucking Dr. Doolittle.
...that giving any credibility to either Trump or Kanye West is such an enormous waste of time. These cats are in the business of separating you from your money. That’s it. No ideology, just shock, headlines, attention-mongering and then a snatch and grab of your cash. The same can be said for most media. Snake oil is the same no matter who’s selling it.
...that happiness has little to do with what happens to us in our lives, and more to do with how we end up choosing to see things. And we do choose how we see things.
...that companies that engage in robocalls are the lowest edge of the scum of all advertisers and should have electrodes attached to every executive's nuts. Every time a robocall goes out, they should be shocked hard enough that their teeth clamp down on their tongues and they shit themselves uncontrollably.
...that sushi is the pizza roll of the elite.
