I Believe… [How Many Passwords Must I Remember?]
…that if Windows was a more secure platform you wouldn’t have to change your fucking work passwords so goddamned often.
…that perhaps it’s time to realize that if you need a drug to get a boner, maybe it’s your body saying you’re too old to fuck.
…that when you encounter a bitter, unhelpful person in a customer service situation, you are paying for the countless assholes who demanded more than they were due and behaved like gutter rats in pursuit of that entitlement. It generally isn’t personal.
…that Little Women received no love from the Academy because they’re just a bunch of toxic dudes who give out the Oscars. On the other hand, Gerwig’s version celebrates Amy over Jo which is exactly why selfish, narcissistic, pickled lime eating women love this film.
…that if we liberals can’t get our collective (and typically divided) shit together and defeat an impeached Twitter troll in 2020, it is a reflection on our inability to communicate our ideas persuasively through the mask of performative moralism.
