I Believe… [Yelp Gets Woke…Finally]
…that one does not correct bad science with opinion and screed. One corrects bad science with better science because that’s how science works.
…that focusing on our differences inflames division and dissent while focusing on our similarities grows cooperation and agreement. But fuck all that because a huge part of my whole worldview is predicated on creating an enemy.
…that when the best explanation for a random back pain is “I’m old?” you are definitively getting on, geezer.
…that, in light of Yelp’s new racist business category, I guess now was a bad time for me to open my new “Racism Bistro & Culturally Appropriated Taco Stand.” At least, Brian Sweeney will be a regular. In other news, the state of Alabama bans Yelp.
…that OnlyFans is the gig economy’s answer to PornHub.
