I Believe… [It Wasn’t Great Before Trump]
...that taking vitamins is like praying. Probably doesn’t do much good but it makes one feel proactive in the face of time and chaos.
...that most Americans eat because we’re bored rather than hungry.
...that despite my great optimism that Biden would win this thing I still bawled like a baby out of sheer relief on Saturday.
...that after a week of election drama and four years of Trump, we can finally get back to arguing about climate change, being afraid of mass shootings, and the difficulties of online dating.
...that soon, thousands of Zoomers will have the rude awakening that “I protested and wore all black” doesn’t indicate an actual job skill on Indeed.com.
