I Believe… [Why Parler Failed]
...that just because a bank robber tried to rob the bank with a flaccid used condom and screamed “GIMME MY WALLETS!” doesn’t mean he didn’t try to rob the bank. A botched Twitter-fueled coup dé tat complete with farting and dipshit legal arguments is still an attempted coup.
...that labeling something as “racist” no longer has any affect because the term has become too broad and synonymous with “white.” If everything is blue, then nothing is blue.
...that marriage can be summed up in the battle of temperature control in the home.
...that it turns out people who troll on social media are not addicted to sharing ideas but to calling each other names. Hence, the rapid rise and rapid fall of Parler.
...that Kenny Rogers was a sage. You truly do hafta know when to hold ‘em, fold ‘em, walk away or run.
